From Jet Setting around the World for her famous and adoring fans, Pam Ann has taken time out of her busy busy, so busy, life to give GTEN Television an exclusive interview. The Hostess with the Mostess has been a huge success for a number of years now, supporting Cher at Wembley, MEN and the NEC and travelling the UK, Australia, Canada and the rest of the world touring with her experiences and views on her work aboard her own airline. So without further ado, let’s find out what she has been up to recently.

GTEN: For those who don’t know about you (I’m sure there in the minority because everyone loves you), who are you, where do you come from and how did you become one of the most sought after air hostesses in the world?

My name is PAM ANN and I grew up in Melbourne Australia at the end of a runway! I used to watch the planes touching down and taking off and think to myself where are they going what are they experiencing? I wanted to touch silks in India and finger herbs and spices in Marrakech. So after many years of flying with an Australian Airline called TAA ‘The friendly way’ it was time to get to the Golden Runway that is Heathrow’s Terminal 4. So I clawed and I clawed and slap bitched my way to the First Class cabin and I have not looked back to Economy since!

GTEN: As I mentioned in the intro, you keep yourself busy travelling the world and entertaining people, but you also own your own airline…how do you cope? Is there a Mr Pam Ann?

It is easy I have little people no really little dwarfy people that work for me. It’s easy for me I just get on board and do my job which is servicing the passengers and I tell you we give more than a massage on Pam Ann Airlines!! As for Mr Pam Ann there are many..I see myself as a UN Ambassador for the men around the world what Angelina Jolie is to Children I am to men.

GTEN: You have a lot of famous friends and passengers and you hear a lot of about famous people having too much to drink on flights and lashing out, have you seen Elton John or anyone leering at you or your crew?

Oh of course that’s what it’s all about I love a diva turn and someone lashing out! The Mile High Club is so busy on my airline I can’t even get a look in. As for Elton he loves a bit of porn as do most of my famous passengers. So instead of watching the progress map on your in-flight entertainment I have porn images on my progress map and unlike Virgin it ends with a happy ending.  

GTEN: When Pam Ann goes on Holiday, where does she go and does she flies economy?

Punta Del Este the St Tropez of Uruguay, it is my favourite place in the world. I have a lovely 1960’s home there. It is known for its miles of beautiful pristine beaches, its upscale and exclusive resorts and the men are to die for like really die like I mean argh die noose around neck die for.

Economy are you kidding me I haven’t been down the back since 1976 and that was only because I forgot to shut the back door.

GTEN: How do you liven up a long and boring flight?

Suck as much cock as you can!

GTEN: How do you deal with awkward passenger’s onboard one of your flights? 

 Ketamin in the coffee works every time. Plus it’s fun to see them try and walk to the loo in turbulence after a cuppa! Great for the kids as well.

GTEN: Away from flying, you are coming to the end of your One World Alliance tour, how has it been and are you not shattered yet?

 Oh I love working it’s my life and seeing all my friends from my One World Alliance is always a pleasure, even seeing Easy Jet puts a smile on my face. Especially when I see them standing in the cold wet rain boarding by a rope.

GTEN: With the end of a World Tour how does someone like Pam Ann relax?

Champagne and caviar!

GTEN: So what is next for Pam Ann?

A Hollywood Movie and a Pam Ann TV series.

GTEN: Next year sees you doing another tour with new themes; does that mean that Pam Ann will be taking a break for a while? Will we be seeing more of Sarah from Virgin Atlantic or Lilly?

Oh I will be there in full swing. But you will be seeing a lot more of Lily!

GTEN: Are you going to be making any TV appearances soon, if so when? If not, how can we get our daily laughter fix?

Loose Women in December and who knows just keep your finger on the remote you never know when I will pop up in your living rooms. Mwaahhh

GTEN: How can we find out more about what you are up to in the future?

Check my website www.pamann.com or www.myspace.com/pamannairhostess for all up and coming projects

GTEN: Pam Ann, thank you for taking time out of your busy life to talk to us and make us laugh. Congratulations on another successful World Tour and we look forward to getting your DVD to make us laugh and cheer us up. Pam Ann, thank you once again.

No thank you

Love you mean it

PAM ANN x